jaclcfrost:

things to not show in school

  • weakness
  • emotions
  • a pack of gum

(via the-winchester-initiative)

artseke:

artseke:

Hey look a seahorse


I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/

artseke:

artseke:

Hey look a seahorse

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING IVE EVER ADDED TO A POST AND NOW WE ARE /HERE/

(via thathilariousasian)

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

image

(via thathilariousasian)

xshiromorix:

huuuuughdancy:

my favorite thing about all these “hannibal was robbed” articles about the emmys is that they keep using this picture

image

like. look at this sad, lonely cannibal. look at how upset he is that u didn’t nominate him. how could u say no to this sad cannibal’s face, u heartless people.

*sad cannibal noises*

(via purelyawkward)

ask-koki-kariya:

brendopedia:

so-fictitious:

godotal:

No box is too small for a .

How

why

Cats are liquids

ask-koki-kariya:

brendopedia:

so-fictitious:

godotal:

No box is too small for a .

How

why

Cats are liquids

(via the-winchester-initiative)

reverseracist:

zizino:

whats worse to hear 

a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend

c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit

(via greeklesbian)

wolfshirou:

madwatch-madwatch:

wolfshirou:

doctor-gordon-freeman:

wolfshirou:

what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people

Because we outnumber you. 

I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.

fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them

Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance

not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies

(via thatgayfanboy)

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

(via thathilariousasian)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

(via thathilariousasian)

fangirladdie:

After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

(via thathilariousasian)

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

(via the-winchester-initiative)

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

(via greeklesbian)

(via minxiu08)

lemon-lark:

twentysplenty:

Pawel Kuczynski’s satirical art. Take a moment to look at these properly.

This guy is not even slightly in the area of fucking around

(via minxiu08)