my favorite thing about all these “hannibal was robbed” articles about the emmys is that they keep using this picture
like. look at this sad, lonely cannibal. look at how upset he is that u didn’t nominate him. how could u say no to this sad cannibal’s face, u heartless people.
*sad cannibal noises*
what is the point of gay straight alliances why would i want to be in an alliance with straight people
Because we outnumber you.
I’m not saying it’s fair. I’m saying it’s true.
fruit flies outnumber us too but you don’t see me being in an alliance with them
Fruit flies have very little influence on our lives apart from being a nuisance
not seeing many differences between fruit flies and straight allies
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny